We all know the double-standard: if you haven't read Hamlet, you're a loser; if you don't know how to take the derivative of x^2, you're a Normal.
When you say anything vaguely mathy, it gets filtered in the mind of the Normal.
You say: isn't it amazing that e to the pi i minus one is zero? I've been thinking about the theological implications of that lately.
The Normal hears: Wow, Algebra II was so long ago. I was sixteen, which means I was hot. If I weren't a virgin, that would've been the best sex of my life.
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Did I ever tell you about one of the most humiliating moments of being a stripper? It involved being buck naked, save heels, and doing derivatives on stage. Oy.
ReplyDeleteSHUT UP!!! God, do i ever want to hear that story.
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